Prague Castle
Ah, Prague Castle, where royalty once rambled and tourists now traipse. You can’t visit Prague without marvelling at this majestic fortress. Officially the largest ancient castle in the world, it’s basically Europe’s real-life version of Hogwarts. It’s worth the walk, though be prepared to tackle its hillside location—you might burn off all those Czech beers you plan on consuming later. Just remember, you’ll need more than a wand to navigate its vast array of history, galleries, and stunning views.
Charles Bridge
If you haven’t taken a stroll over Charles Bridge, have you even been to Prague? Bustling with artists, vendors, and tourists snapping selfies, it’s the city’s iconic pedestrian crossing. With its baroque statues lining the way like they’re advertising for ancient toothpaste, you might get more brush-offs than on Tinder. Still, it’s a magical experience crossing the Vltava River, complete with street performers serenading you with anything from jazz to sea shanties.
Old Town Square
Old Town Square is the epicenter of “hey, isn’t that where they filmed Mission Impossible?” Its ornate Gothic, Renaissance, and Baroque architecture will leave you gawking while, ironically, likely feeling like you’re the one on display. Don’t miss the Astronomical Clock. It’s a medieval masterpiece—like a Rolex from the 1400s but less practical and with more fanfare.
St. Vitus Cathedral
Located within Prague Castle, St. Vitus Cathedral holds the record for being the most inaccurately titled. It’s neither a small chapel nor a vague shack. Instead, it towers gloriously with its Gothic grandeur. Pro tip: Don’t gargoyle-watch until after you’ve conquered the spiral staircase to the top. Not for the faint-hearted but boy, are the views more breathtaking than running to catch the tram.
Petřín Hill & Lookout Tower
Looking for an experience that combines exercise with exceptional vistas? Petřín Hill is your nature-infused solution. The Eiffel Tower’s mini-me, AKA Petřín Lookout Tower, stands atop this lush locale. Don’t worry, you don’t actually need hiking boots; just the determination to withstand a steep incline—your heart rate app will thank you. And sometimes the rose garden even smells nice amidst all those selfies being taken.
John Lennon Wall
The John Lennon Wall is like a living meme: it never stops evolving, thanks to an ever-changing tapestry of graffiti and message of peace. This is not your typical art gallery; this is social media on steroids—without the influencer filters. Hang around long enough and someone’s bound to appear, guitar in hand, trying to stumble through “Imagine”. Directly across the wall’s backdrop, you’ll also find plenty of bars in Prague for a musical nightcap.
Wenceslas Square
Misleadingly called a square, but really it’s a rectangle that decided to run a marathon. Known for its vibrant buzz—and home to some of the more serious history-changing protests—Wenceslas Square’s long stretch is filled with shops, restaurants, and colorfully fascinating history. While there, snap a photo with the statue of St. Wenceslas himself, proudly on horseback. Remember, it’s the only time you’ll stand taller than a prince.
Vyšehrad
If Prague Castle is the main event, then think of Vyšehrad as the mysterious dark horse. This fortress boasts less foot traffic than its glitzy counterpart. Full of ancient ruins, panoramic views, and peaceful parklands, it’s where locals often retreat to escape the bustle. It also offers probably the chillest graveyard you’ll ever visit—Vyšehrad Cemetery, the final haunt of notable Czech legends such as composer Antonín Dvořák.
Dancing House
Who says buildings can’t boogie? The Dancing House, known affectionately as Fred and Ginger, is Prague’s answer to groovy architecture. Designed by Frank Gehry, it’s a stylish splash of modernity amongst classical surrounds. Unfortunately for you dance enthusiasts, there’s not much actual dancing, but the rooftop bar is always ready to change your unhappy feet into happy lips.
Letná Park
When your inner child demands a run-around, head to Letná Park, a beloved green space with sprawling lawns, mature trees, and a giant metronome. Wait, what? Yes, look beyond the picnic-goers, and there’s a massive ticking monument, maintaining Prague’s stellar reputation for randomness. From here, you can enjoy sweeping views of Prague’s skyline—perfect for when you’re contemplating deep existential questions, like why you’d ever booked a return ticket instead of just staying.