Prague Castle
Brace yourselves for a royal adventure at Prague Castle! This incredible landmark isn’t just a castle; it’s a castle with an attitude. Dating back to the 9th century, it’s one of the largest ancient castles in the world. As you walk through its vast grounds, try not to get lost; Google Maps can’t help you here! Inside, you’ll find the stunning St. Vitus Cathedral. Tip: Bring comfortable shoes, as this place demands some serious conquering.
Charles Bridge
This isn’t just any bridge; it’s Charles Bridge, a crown jewel of attractions in Prague. Built in 1357, it’s not only a route over the Vltava River but also a parade of gothic statues and bizarrely talented street performers. It’s a great spot for both philosophers and Instagrammers, with stunning panoramic views to boot. Remember, rubbing the statue of St. John of Nepomuk allegedly brings good luck, but probably not lottery-winning luck.
Old Town Square
If you like feeling like you’ve stepped onto a movie set, Old Town Square is your ticket to time travel. Surrounded by pastel-colored Baroque buildings, it’s home to the famous Astronomical Clock. Worry not about deciphering the clock’s 15 dials and complex astrological signs — just nod and pretend you’re a horology expert!
St. Nicholas Church
St. Nicholas Church is one church that knows how to make an entrance. This baroque beauty stands proud in the Lesser Town (Malá Strana). With its intricate frescoes and jaw-dropping altar, this church isn’t just a feast for the eyes; it’s more like a buffet. Attend a classical music concert here, and you’ll feel like you’ve joined the aristocracy — powdered wigs not included.
Vyšehrad
Castle, who? Say hello to Vyšehrad, a fortress that offers a peaceful escape from the hustle and bustle. Full of history and mystery, the legends say it was home to the very first settlers of Prague. Don’t miss the Cathedral of St. Peter and Paul and the eerie Vodník Pond. Feeling adventurous? Try spotting the hidden gargoyles for a creepy delight.
The Dancing House
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if buildings could dance, meet the Dancing House. This modern architectural marvel will have you questioning more than just your sense of direction. Its wobbly style is an ode to Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Pop into the rooftop bar for views as head-spinning as the building’s design—it’s one of the quirkiest bars in Prague.
Wenceslas Square
Wenceslas Square is your one-stop shop for all things monumental and momentous. Amidst shops and restaurants, this bustling boulevard was the site of historical protests and celebrations. It’s like the Times Square of Prague, only without the fluorescent billboards and life-sized Elmos. Be sure to admire the statue of St. Wenceslas — he won’t mind if you take a selfie with him.
Lennon Wall
Scribble a message of peace or just soak in the kaleidoscope of colors at the Lennon Wall. Once a regular wall, it became a symbol of freedom and rebellion in the ’80s. Today, it attracts tourists and locals alike with its ever-changing graffiti dedicated to John Lennon and global harmony. Remember, art is subjective, so don’t question the squiggly lines; they’re probably profound.
Petrín Hill and Observation Tower
For those willing to conquer the climb, Petrín Hill offers breathtaking views from the top of its mini Eiffel Tower, aka the Petrín Observation Tower. The hill is a haven for romantic walks in Prague, especially through the Mirror Maze, where you can laugh at distorted reflections — humor included at no extra charge!
Jewish Quarter (Josefov)
Step back in time with the rich history of the Jewish Quarter. Stroll through the ancient streets as you marvel at one of Europe’s oldest Jewish cemeteries. The synagogues are architectural works of art — catch the Old-New Synagogue, which certainly wins the prize for the most oxymoronic name in Prague. Spooky legend alert: Look out for the Golem, and no, it’s not a Pokémon.